Borat Kazakhstan National Anthem Lyrics

Kazakhstan greatest country in the world.
All other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool.
Its length thirty meter and width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove eighty percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan industry best in the world.
We incented toffee and trouser belt.
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course Turkmenistan’s

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.
Come grasp the might phenis of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!

Oppurtunity to Join Oxfam International Youth Partnership (OIYP)

What is OIYP?

Oxfam International Youth Partnerships (OIYP) is an Oxfam International initiative, managed by Oxfam Australian since 2000. OIYP strengthens young people’s ability to effect change in their community, and provides a base from which they can influence broader changes through engagement in a global network of over 1100 OIYP Action Partners.

Through a 3 year Program, OIYP will provide opportunities and support for 300 new Action Partners so they may demonstrate leadership and expand the influence of youth for positive changes locally, nationally and globally.

To launch the 2010 – 2013 OIYP Program, Oxfam will host an 8 day Kaleidoscope event in November 2010 in New Delhi, India. At this event, Action Partners are given the opportunity to connect with people across regions and cultures that are facing similar challenges in their own communities. This allows for the chance for a cultural exchange, as well as the exchange of skills and knowledge building and planning on how young people can contribute to changes in their own lives as well as the lives of others in their communities. The following two years includes a variety of online and offline learning and development opportunities including face to face workshops, cultural immersion programs, e-workshops, online discussions and networking opportunities.

For more information about the Oxfam International Youth Partnerships (OIYP) Program, please visit our website http://oiyp.oxfam.org

A short video of the last Kaleidoscope event, held in 2007 in Sydney, can be found here – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgPRoCGI6_U.

Who are we looking for?

Every 3 years OIYP goes through a rigorous process of recruiting and selecting a new group of 300 Action Partners. To be eligible to apply, applicants must be aged 18-25, able to speak English or Spanish conversationally and available to attend an 8 day event in November 2010, in New Delhi, India.

Core selection criteria:

· Commitment to finding new ways of working
· Evidence of commitment to positive, equitable and sustainable change
· Ability to explain their own understanding of the issues they’re working on
· A commitment to personal reflection and developing self awareness
· Community or organizational support

OIYP is open to all nationalities, Indigenous and ethnic groups. It is open to young people with any level of education and who live in rural or urban areas. We have a strong focus on the participation of Indigenous young people and those marginalised in their communities.

For the 2010 – 2013 OIYP Program, Oxfam is specifically targeting young people who:

· Are active on gender justice
· From communities impacted by climate change
· Living with a disability
· Using innovative means to influence decision makers (locally or nationally)
· Are from minority Indigenous groups

Applying to be part of OIYP

Application forms in word and PDF format are available by visiting http://oiyp.oxfam.org or can be directly found at http://oiyp.oxfam.org/oiyp/template_02.aspx?id=52

Applications will be assessed against selection criteria by Oxfam Australia staff; staff from other Oxfam affiliates; youth partners and current OIYP Action Partners.

Applications close on 12 February 2010.

Applicants will be informed of their selection by mid April 2010. At this point, we will inform successful applicants (Action Partners) of how OIYP will support them to attend the OIYP Kaleidoscope 2010 event. There is a limited scholarship pool which will be allocated to support travel costs for many of the top selected Action Partners. However some Action Partners may be required to fundraise for travel costs, in these cases OIYP will provide support letters and training on fundraising. There is no registration fee for OIYP.

Please feel free to contact the OIYP team if you would like to discuss OIYP further or if you have any specific questions about the application form.

From the OIYP Team

Oppurtunity to Join Indonesian Youth Conference

Tentang IYC

Indonesian Youth Conference (IYC) adalah konferensi remaja Indonesia yang akan diselenggarakan di Jakarta pada tanggal 7 sampai 11 Juli 2010. IYC bertujuan untuk menjadi wadah bagi anak muda Indonesia untuk berani berpendapat dan belajar mendengarkan pendapat orang lain. IYC terbagi menjadi dua rangkaian kegiatan, yaitu forum dan festival. Festival IYC akan diselenggarakan pada tanggal 10 dan 11 Juli 2010 di Jakarta. Festival ini terdiri dari seminar, workshop, pemutaran film, pertunjukan musik, tari, peragaan busana dan bazaar yang terbuka untuk umum. Sementara itu, Forum IYC akan diselenggarakan pada tanggal 7 sampai 9 Juli 2010, di mana IYC akan mengundang 33 siswa-siswi SMA/sederajat dari seluruh Indonesia untuk mewakili provinsinya masing-masing. IYC berharap 33 perwakilan provinsi ini dapat membuat perubahan di lingkungannya masing-masing, dan membawa pengaruh positif bagi sekitarnya setelah IYC berakhir.

Siapa yang Kami Cari?

Apakah kamu remaja yang peduli dengan lingkungan sekitarmu? Apakah kamu ingin membuat perubahan menuju Indonesia yang lebih baik? Apakah kamu aktif di berbagai kegiatan dan/atau komunitas? Apakah kamu ingin belajar dari siswa-siswi SMA lain dari seluruh Indonesia yang juga aktif di komunitasnya masing-masing? Jika kamu menjawab YA terhadap semua pertanyaan di atas, berarti kamu memenuhi kriteria untuk mewakili provinsi kamu di IYC. Cara

Pendaftaran

Isi formulir pendaftaran yang dapat diunduh di www.indonesianyouthconference.org dan kirimkan melalui e-mail ke pendaftaran@indonesianyouthconference.org. Jika kamu rasa lebih mudah bagimu untuk mengirimkan formulirnya via pos, kamu bisa menghubungi Dey di nomor 08561064204 untuk memberitahukan hal tersebut.

Untuk mendaftar, kamu harus memenuhi kriteria sebagai berikut:

o Berusia 15 sampai 21 tahun pada Bulan Juli 2010 o Bisa berbahasa Indonesia dengan fasih

o Bisa menghadiri IYC di Jakarta pada tanggal 7 – 11 Juli 2010

o Berdomisili di provinsi yang diwakilkannya

o Memiliki pengetahuan yang cukup mengenai provinsi yang diwakilkannya

o Peduli terhadap lingkungan sekitar dan aktif melakukan perubahan melalui berbagai kegiatan dan komunitas/organisasi

o Berkomitmen untuk melakukan gerakan atau proyek di provinsi masing-masing o Berkomitmen untuk membuat perubahan menuju Indonesia yang lebih baik.

Jika kamu terpilih, kamu akan menghadiri IYC sebagai perwakilan provinsi, dengan biaya akomodasi dan transportasi ditanggung sepenuhnya oleh penyelenggara. Kamu akan bertemu dengan 32 perwakilan provinsi lainnya untuk mendiskusikan berbagai masalah yang dihadapi oleh Indonesia dan mencari solusi bersama-sama. Setelah itu, kamu akan diminta untuk mengimplementasikan pengetahuan, pengalaman, dan hasil diskusi kamu bersama rekan-rekan yang lain ke dalam bentuk sebuah kegiatan, dan mempresentasikan rencana kamu tersebut di hari terakhir Forum IYC. Selain menghadiri Forum IYC, kamu juga dapat menghadiri Festival IYC tanpa biaya. Pendaftaranmu akan melalui tahapan seleksi.

Pendaftaran ditutup pada tanggal 31 Januari 2010. Peserta terpilih akan dihubungi oleh panitia pada Bulan Maret 2010.